Shit that makes me LOL

[Gaijin Punch]

What the fuck? I guess they didn't mention the families relation to a certain brentsg? Haha. Geez louise. Not going to sleep right.

[brentsg]

My brother/cousin sent me the link.

I had a buddy that lived by the "fat chicks will do anything" theory.

Seriously though, be on the lookout for hot chicks that will climb inside a dead horse. They WILL do anything!

[Ruldra]

Man wanted Yin-Yang tattoo, got penis

[Gaijin Punch]

I like the headline but it doesn't load.

[sven666]

I like the headline but it doesn't load.

its a tale of douchebags, brah! *fistpumps*

[Ruldra]

I like the headline but it doesn't load.

Is Australia blocked from your workplace?

Here's the story (no pics or video):

A Queensland man faces criminal charges after allegedly tattooing a 40cm-long penis onto his mate's back, AAP reported

Police said the pair had a disagreement before the tattooing.

"The victim ... said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons," Ipswich Detective Constable Paul Malcolm told the Queensland Times, AFP reported.

"The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, `Mate, it's looking really good.'

"He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.

"When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: `I dont think it's the tattoo you were after'."

Police have charged a 21-year-old man from Bundamba, near Ipswich, with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one offence relating to the public safety act.

Later reports said the man allegedly punched the victim.

Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said a 25-year-old man had gone to the alleged offender's house and "somehow in the course of the conversation the subject of tattoos came up".

It will cost the 25-year-old alleged victim about $2000 to remove the lewd tattoo, which depicts a 40cm-long image of a penis and a misspelled slogan implying the man is gay.

The man who allegedly etched the tattoo will also face a public safety charge because he was not a professional tattoo artist and there could be hygiene issues, AAP reported police as saying.

[Gaijin Punch]

I was reinstalling some stuff that broke my browser apparently. I got it
Thanks!

[SuperDeadite]

Best show ever made, damn i miss the 80's!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b8fa781c42/shotgun-harley-with-jason-jones?rel=player

[Ruldra]

Fast & Furious in real life

[Gaijin Punch]

This is all over Facebook -- what a bunch of boneheads.

[sven666]

warning, not for the faint of heart!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohyxLE7nNe4

wow.. im sure this vid will start making its rounds on the internet now.. these guys get absolutely mangled!
unbelievable how the guy under the car even stands up.. absolutley ridiculous "stunts", wanna be famous much?

[Ruldra]

That's some Shaolin Monk shit right there. Don't fuck with them!

[Gaijin Punch]

Shit Girls Say Episode 1
Shit Girls Say Episode 2

[sven666]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub0GzU56YMA

i saw 2 seconds of this and instantly thought "this is something for GP"
norweigans...

[Gaijin Punch]

Yep, already saw it.

[Magic Knight]

Wikipedia contributor for Splatterhouse entry apparently sees an attract mode for first time, creates alternative reality to explain it:

"The arcade version begins by tricking the player into believing that they've somehow done something wrong and lost the game before gameplay even begins. Following the cut scene, the standard "Game Over" screen appears, making it appear as though the game has ended. Shortly thereafter, another cut scene plays, in which the Terror Mask appears and fuses with Rick's face. The "trick" and sequence of the mask fusing with Rick is completely absent from console versions, and gameplay begins immediately following the shot of the West Mansion."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splatterhouse

[EOJ]

This is pretty awesome:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/0 ... 90410.html

[Gaijin Punch]

Good freaking lordy. Haha.

[Gaijin Punch]

From Cave Shop

[Gaijin Punch]

Guide for getting drugged & robbed in Tokyo

[sven666]

Guide for getting drugged & robbed in Tokyo

suddenly i really want to go back to tokyo, sounds like my kind of place.. on my trips there ive never run into anything of the sort, the nigerian pushers sure and one or two filipino hookers too but nothing even remotely close to say.. amsterdam.. or the reperbahn

[Gaijin Punch]

It's really calm when you consider it as a whole, that's why people like this are allowed to pillage the gullible.

[RadiantSvgun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcWi6wEbG0

May be NSFW due to language, but I'll bet most of you have no idea what movie that comes from.

[Gaijin Punch]

Haha

[RadiantSvgun]

It's from Run Ronnie Run, a movie that everyone needs to see. That and Mr. Show.